it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

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Aug 12

"Don’t kiss her just to kiss her. Don’t kiss her as a joke, a dare, or an experiment. Don’t kiss her expecting something in return. Don’t kiss her as a pass time, or hobby, or for bragging rights. Don’t kiss her because everyone wants you to. Kiss her because she’s beautiful. Kiss her because her presence is intoxicating Kiss her because her mouth curls upward like tendrils of smoke Kiss her because her smile sets you on fire. Kiss her because her lips are oxygen, and without them, you’ll suffocate. Don’t kiss her because you can. Don’t kiss her because you want to, Kiss her because you need to."

- Kiss Her by D.M.P (via keepin-it-classy-upin-this-bitch)

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Aug 12
Aug 10




Whats your idea of a perfect day?

Pam knows what’s up

me too

(via shut-up-nerds)


i refuse to be shamed for having a body. i refuse to get embarrassed when a tampon falls out of my purse or spend a whole day anxious about if someones going to notice that i forgot to shave a patch of leg hair. i wasnt put on this earth to spend my time apologizing for my existence and i refuse to let anyone make me feel like i have to waste my energy on all that petty shit

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Aug 10



australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

Wait. You have less shootings? But it was after you put higher restrictions on guns? I don’t understand. That would never work in America. It makes too much…what’s it called. Too much sense, that’s right.

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Aug 8
Aug 7

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Aug 6

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Anonymous said: If you only have 2 days left to live, what would you do?


I’d email my address book to a florist and have flowers sent to all my friends and family with cards saying, “Sorry for your loss.” 

Aug 6

Anonymous said: If it's not too personal, what is your view on religion? You often poke fun at it in your books. Is that how you really feel about it?


What I value about religion is how it structures the major events in our lives.  It gives us ceremonies and rituals for recognizing transitions from childhood to adulthood, into marriage, the birth of children, and death.  It gives us a script so we’re not racing along, ignoring important milestones.  And it unites a community on a weekly basis and imposes some time of reflection that allows members to confess the burden of their offenses and rejoin their peers.   All the social structures of religion, I can recognize and appreciate.  Plus I enjoy the sense of awe that church services can create — especially the Latin Mass with its mysterious language and incense ( as altar boys, we referred to a full formal Mass as a ‘Smells and Bells’ ceremony )

It’s when religion presents a narrative of the afterlife that I balk.  I’d prefer to think that an afterlife is beyond anything people on Earth can imagine.

Aug 5

Anonymous said: What do you do when you're being ignored?


Sometimes I leave my shit around


Other times, I’ll try to invite em to happy hour


or pretend I’m having fun talking to someone else


Then I gotta show off hoodrat side


But if that doesn’t work, I get a littler desperate


Aug 5